Caroline

Ligger framför tv:n o tittar på Vänner och har sjukt dålig samvete att jag inte städar klart lägenheten istället.

Men vem kan motstå: 

Joey: Does anyone have a coat hanger?
Chandler: I do! No, wait, I took it out of my shirt when I got dressed this morning.


Rachel: Oh please, you guys can pee standing up.
Chandler: We can? Ok, I'm trying that.


David: Why did Phoebe break up with Mike?
Chandler: Because his penis was too big.


Joey: Maybe we can lure them out. Do you know any bird calls?
Chandler: Yes, cause I'm quite the woodsman!


Chandler: He ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?


Monica: You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what are you gonna do?
Chandler: Don't you have to be Claymation to say stuff like that?


Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Chandler: Horrifying? Scarring? Something people go to jail for?


Chandler: I got her machine.
Joey: Her answering machine?
Chandler: No, interestingly enough her leaf-blower picked up.

Och så det bästa.......he's her lobster!!